Thursday, January 13, 2022

they wonder why we drink

the housewives turned decorators
are the worst.

no clue, no education, no
idea

what they're doing, but
friends have told them they

have good taste.

"you should become a decorator"
i like how you put

that chair by the window,
and that lampshade

is adorable.
where did you get that dish rag.

love it. it matches the plates.

they want the impossible
done.

ceilings wallpapered.
closets.

doors. 
peel and stick contact

paper.
farrow and ball paints,

one fifty per gallon.,
they look at a tv show

and think, hey, i can do that.
i have good

taste and a flair for
the dramatic.

sure, i don't know the first
thing about

paints, but look at my nails,
my lipstick. my shoes.

everything about me is in
sync.

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