meeting royalty for a drink

pardon my lack of interest,

i tell her

after she tells me that,

she's prettier in person.

intense too, so don't

be surprised.

i like the finer things in life,

she says.

i like my doors opened

for me.

i think the man should pay

and treat me as if

i'm royalty. i'm very old

fashioned that way.

so don't be surprised 

when you meet me, i'm

what they call a Queen Bee.

oh, i won't be, i tell her.

no worries there,

because i don't want

to meet you. i already

don't like you.

you're one of those.

one of those, she says?

excuse me?

yes. one of those.

probably good in bed, but

crazy in the head.

too many demands, too

many needs.

i don't need that kind

of drama anymore.

been there, done that.

i've had my fill.

so go find another dope

that will bend his knee.

dial tone.