is what i'd call this day,
if was the weather man.
don't go out there.
stay home.
the roads are slick.
do you really need to go
shopping.
eat what you have
in the cupboard,
the fridge.
so what, it's saturday.
i'm telling you straight
up,
don't go out there.
the wind will
blow your clothes off.
you'll be stuck
in a ditch on the highway.
it's cold as
a penguin's butt out
there.
stay home.
ice, snow, wind, sleet.
don't be a dumbell.
stay home.
now back to the news,
Jimmy, how's that virus count?
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