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something terrible has happened.

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but this is what we know so far.

something has happened.

we're not sure where

or what, or who was involved,

all we know at this point

is that something has happened.

and that it probably occurred 

on this planet, earth,

investigators

will go the scene once

they know where it is.

we will keep you updated

on this event that we know absolutely

nothing about as more

information becomes available,

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