Saturday, November 20, 2021

the culture police

the culture police
are busy with the new dictionary.

every word in the english language
that begins with man

is being replaced with the word,
people.

man hole is now people hole.

it's confusing.
Manchester is now Peoplechester.

Manhattan is now Peoplehattan.

you can no longer say, you need to man up.
come on,
people up. people up.

etc.
you get the picture.

the end of the world is near.
it's 1984 once more.

George Orwell call your office.

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