on hold
while i take the next
call
from the IRS.
in 45 minutes we're coming
to arrest
you the guy
in India tells me.
geez marie, i guess i should
get dressed.
medicare insurance
calls.
social security.
the warranty on my car
is about to expire.
someone wants to install
new windows.
a new roof.
my credit cards can be
consolidated
in a zero percent new card.
it's a busy
morning.
vitamins, pills to improve
my sex life.
do you want to sell
your house in the next three
months?
the police call asking for
donations.
firemen.
are you registered to vote?
do you have any clothes
you'd like
to give us.
no salesman will visit
your home.
young women from russia
are calling.
we love you,
we want to be your lover,
from thailand,
they call and
yell
ten dollar I make you holler.
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