scrambled eggs

you're  such a good cook,

she says

stirring the scrambled eggs around on

her plate

to make it

look as if she took a bite

or two.

what's in these? they're simply

delicious.

and what's this?  bacon?

home made

hash browns?

i think i taste cheese.

have you ever thought of going

to culinary school?

not to learn, but to teach?

i laugh and take her plate away.

i bring her tea

and a dry piece of toast.

then kiss her on the cheek.

flattery will get you everywhere,

i tell her,

everywhere.