it's five o'clock somewhere

when the neighbors move

i think

about buying their house too.

knocking a hole

in the wall

and having an extra house

to go to.

my winter house, perhaps.

a getaway of sorts.

i'll decorate it like

the florida keys.

all blue and white,

with pastel pinks and greens.

i'll put big leafy plants

everywhere, and

chairs to lounge around

in.  i'll put sand on all

the floors and have

jimmy buffett playing

24/7. the blender

will be going all day long

with tropical drinks.

i'll put a sign up

for happy hour

saying no shoes, no clothes,

just bathing suits,

better service.

it's five o'clock somewhere.