Saturday, December 19, 2020

holy moly

with church attendance
down,
the collection
baskets near empty,

i see the local priest
at home depot.

he's working there now.
a bright orange
vest around

his long black gown.

i ask him where the toilet
plungers

are, and he smiles, strokes
his shaggy beard and
says

aisle six. now go and sin
no more.

and if you need a plumber,
let me give you
this card.

give a call to Father
Smith.

Yelp gives him four stars.



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