let's go for a walk

I ask the dog
if he wants to go for a walk.
he says yes.
sure,
why not, I've been stuck inside
all day
while you're out
doing god knows what,
driving around having a good
old time
with your pals and your
girlfriend,
sure, let's go for a walk.
how much time do you
have, ten minutes, are you
going to pull on my collar
and yell at me to pee,
thanks,
thanks for nothing.
but here, i'll bark, i'll
wag my tail,
does that make you feel
better, take
some of the guilt away?
sure, let's go for a walk.