warning label

internal bleeding
may result
in the use of the prescription
drug.
vomiting, blurred
vision or blindness.
an inability
to stand, or sleep,
or speak may occur.
loss of memory,
loss of appetite
and losing the will to live
is not unusual
when taking a daily
dose
of this medicine.
nose bleeds,
as well as itching,
open sores
and sexual malfunction
may also occur.
hallucinations are not
uncommon.
imagining you are
royalty,
such as the king
or queen of England
has been reported, but
only in a small
percentage of users.
most believe
that they can fly though,
so it's advisable
to handcuff yourself
to your bed
before taking a pill.
after two weeks,
if you are still alive,
your poison oak should
have disappeared, if not
please see
your physician for an
adjustment to your prescription.