four out of five docotors

your doctor
is the one who doesn't agree.
four out of five
do,
but not your doctor.
he thinks
differently. he
believes that red meat
is good for you.
the more burnt the better.
whole
milk, eggs.
anything processed
is on his list as okay.
at the top of his food
pyramid
is a chocolate glazed
donut.
and below that is a bag
of potato chips,
but with sea salt,
not that awful
iodized salt.
there is a fresh bowl
of pork rinds
in his office and a cooler
full of cola.
he's the one, the one for
me. the one who
disagrees with the other
four.