zen and gin

you are feeling very
zen like after two
martinis, the world
has slowed down to
an understandable
pace, after three
you are quite sure
that you are cross
between the dalai lama,
and jack kerouac
and you can speak
easily and smartly on
the order of the universe,
the meaning of life.
after four, you are
the fool you were before
you started, and more
so. no vote needs to
be taken. it's
unanimous as you fall
asleep on the cold
tile of the bathroom
floor.