Wednesday, March 23, 2011

lie detecter

i carry a lie
detector with me
everywhere i go.
it's battery
and solar powered.
and when i meet
someone of interest
from dating online
and want to know
the truth, i strap
her up and hit
the switch on. it's
best to start off
with the easy
questions, such as,
is your husband still
living in the basement,
how many cats do
you have, do you
have any money
whatsover to pay for
your portion of
dinner tonight,
are you currently
taking any depression
medicine and have
you ever been in a
straight jacket?
those questions seem
to end things
rather quickly.

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