Wednesday, March 30, 2011

discount lawyer

tied here, staked naked
to the ground with ants
all around, and biting,
and animals coming
up for a sniff and
nibble at my legs
and arms, i wonder
if we can renegotiate
our divorce. your
lawyer was so much
better than mine, i'll
admit that. i should
have searched harder
than the mall outlet
store, but i'm
willing to compromise
now. i see the error
of my ways. i need
some water, just a
sip, and let's iron
out the details before
the vultures fly
down and begin to do
what vultures do. why
is your mother holding
that shovel?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Funny!