the president
drops
a piece of paper from his coat
pocket.
it's a shopping list.
it reads,
three new red ties,
another
blue suit,
three white shirts
and one pair of white
golf shoes.
below that there's milk
and bread,
eggs,
yellow hair dye,
a new comb
and Coppertone spray
on tan
in a can.
a box of Sharpies,
ice cream and diet cokes
are next.
ten rubbers stamps
with refillable ink
that say your Visa and Green card
have been revoked
Get Out,
are on the list too.
all of that followed by
Greenland,
Cuba,
the Panama Canal,
parts of the Ukraine,
and Canada.
fortunately, his wife sees
the dropped list
and picks it up
before the starving jackals
at CNN and CSNBC
get a hold of it.
whew.
close one.
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