Friday, March 28, 2025

the community pool regulations

the pool passes
arrive
early this year from
the management
office.
three little bright yellow
cards
with my
address on them,
and in small print the legal
waivers,
about drowning,
falling,
injuring yourself on
the premises.
there's a side note
attached,
telling you no drinking,
no smoking,
no diving off
the side
or hanging onto the rope
when in the deep end.
no food allowed.
no open wounds,
or communicable diseases,
or infections
will be permitted
in the pool, or patio area.
please have your children
use the bathroom
before entering the water.
diapers must be made
of plastic,
and relatively clean.
we do not
provide towels.
have fun!

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