none of this is real

none of this is true.
it's all

made up.

a fictionalized version

of reality.

so whatever you read here,

don't quote it,

or treat it as

real,

don't take a single thought,

or word

to heart.

it's just a bunch of imaginary

renderings of things

that might have

or might not have

taken place

or a period of sixty odd

years.

it's sprinkled liberally

with sugar

and salt,

seasoned well before

placing it into the oven

to bake, or

burn.

somebody get the alarm.