Thursday, November 10, 2022

we think it's going to be real soon

i ask a salesman,
Biff,
at the dealership when my car
might be
coming in.
i put a thousand dollars
down to get on a list.
the phone goes silent,
but i can hear
him mumbling
to someone.
he says, oh no, what
do we tell him,
it's another one asking questions
about cars.
he clears his throat
and says
with confidence,
soon, very soon.
but we thank you for your
patience.
when? i ask.
when?
oh, by the end of the
month for sure,
or next month,
or next year.
we had that covid thing
you know.
it sort of put
a monkey wrench into
car production.
plus the war,
and oil prices,
monkey pox,
and the avian bird flu.
why are you even open
for business
i ask him if you don't even
have any cars?
it's like asking pizza hut
for a pizza
and they're out of dough.
or
the paint store not having
paint.
or
the donut shop not having
donuts.
isn't there a number you can
call to find out?
nah. 
it's been disconnected.

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