the publishers clearing house prize

i play along.

it's what i do. i play

along.

i'm happy

that i've won the publishers

clearing house

grand prize

of eight million.

that's three times this

month.

i express my happiness

with yelps and

hollers.

i scream and dance

around.

i agree to pay the fee

of one hundred and

ninety nine dollars.

of course.

why not?

check, cash, credit

card?

tell me what you want.