bond, james bond

as suave and as dangerously

debonair

as james bond was,

did he ever wonder

or worry about

std's, or

pregnancy.

was he using protection,

or just relying

on his instincts.

did 007 ever stop to think

about the voluptuous

woman's

feelings in her loin cloth

briefs,

or polka dotted

bikini?

was he a cad, like you,

or me, or just busy

saving the world

from evil.

did he call them back

the next day?

make promises he'd never

keep.