low maintenance

no, i tell her as she

leans towards

the flower pot to smell

the fragrance.

none of my

plants are real, they

need no water, or sunlight.

they're made

of plastic, or some sort

of earth choking

vinyl.

but they're pretty

in the right light.

you can hardly tell

the difference

between them and 

the real plants

outside.

there is no need to

fuss with them,

no weeds, no bugs.

very low maintenance,

like i hope you are,

my dear.