who the hell is Bixby?

if i look at my phone

in the wrong way,

or pick it

up.
things happen that i don't

know how to stop.

who's Bixby and what does

he want?

how do i make the screen

go up

not sideways.

where is the mute button.

how do i get out

of this group

conversation?

i'm taking a video and

i don't know how i did that,

or how to make it stop.

how did i save a screen

shot, which button did i push

for that?

why does LinkedIn keep

telling me

who has a new job,

why does Instagram keep

updating?

i'm not even on there.
i need a new phone and

to get rid of

all that.