Thursday, February 10, 2022

the go fund me wedding

i get a text.
i'm asked to contribute to a go
fund me
wedding.
a honeymoon,
in Europe,
a new house and car.
they want to start off their
new life with
all the trimmings.
they don't want to work
that hard.
so i do.
i send them a few dollars,
and then a year later,
they write back,
we're having a go fund me
divorce.
the lawyers are killing us.
a party to follow,
and i'm invited too,
but bring your own
drink, your own food.

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