the key under the mat

i leave a key under the mat,

one on a hook

in the shed,

another in the window

well in a magnet box.

there's one on the ledge

too, and under the potted

plant, not to mention

the loose brick beside

the garden hose.

she has no excuse not

pay me a visit now up 

the stairs, make a left,

then down the hall.

i'll be waiting, no need

to call.