Friday, March 19, 2021

is it loaded?

i've never liked women
who carry guns with them on a date.
when i see the pistol
at the bottom of their
purse as they pull out
a compact to apply some
mascara, i cringe.
is it loaded, i say. 
of course she answers. what's
the point
of having a gun if there's
no bullets in it.
it's a very polite date.

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