kicking the witch out

i finally come to my senses

and boot her out of the house.

i've had enough

of this insanity.

i bag all of her clothes

and belongings

and set them on the curb.

all of her make up,

her pills,

her laxatives and self help

books, her pictures

and greeting cards, all of

her crap that she brought

into my house.

it's a relief kicking her butt

out the door. she's been

a liar from day one, a cheater,

a scoundrel, a freak of nature,

anorexic, suicidal borderline

psychopath. a vegan, of course.

i put her carrots and kale,

and spinach packs

in the bags too.

then i change the locks on

the door. i delete and block

her from my computer

and phone.

finally i burn some sage

and wave it around in each

room, killing the spell,

the toxic vibe of her for good.