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you go a little
crazy on
amazon, buying things
you don't really
need. but it's fun
and easy to do.
they bring it all
to your door,
just like that.
it's Christmas everyday.
so maybe the plunger
dent remover didn't
work for your car, nor
those stick on
stair treads that
keep slipping all
over the place, not
to mention those
non prescription
pills to make you
more virile and turn
back the clock
to when you were
twenty.
but hey,
that lava lamp
you bought
sure is fun
in the bedroom.