she says

you can't get
younger, so stop
whining
about it
and do some sit
ups.
quit drinking
so much
and eating
donuts for dinner.
lathering your
face in
creams won't help.
you just look greasy.
take that
spandex off
and put that
cigarette out.
buy some man
clothes, for
god's sake.
you can't walk
around in khaki
shorts
and sweat shirts
all winter,
can you?
flip flops?
it's 37 degrees.
no wonder the world
is going to hell
in a hand basket,
whatever that means,
are there any
real men out there?