howdy, i'm from texas

she had texas
hair, a big
blonde cactus
sized doo,
and made
texas toast
with her oversized
texas breakfast
of five eggs and
a steak.
she was all about
texas
and sometimes
yelled out
things like yippie
kai ay or
yahoo, for no
reason other
than
something came
in the mail
like a coupon
for new cowboy
boots.
she had a state
of texas
tattoo
at the edge of
her red
bikini.
I'm from the lone
star
state she
told anyone within
earshot, howdy,
and would show them
the state
inked in her
pale white belly.
she was from texas,
did I mention that?