in search of...

you don't ask
for much in a relationship.
a human
head is a good start.
affection, okay
i'll say it. she
occasionally likes
to have sex.
but not necessarily
the wild fifty shades of
grey variety.
just your basic stuff.
no whips, or chains
or cuffs.
having girl parts would
be nice too,
don't make me
draw a picture.
it goes without
saying, but
bathing is very important.
hopefully she is
someone that can
speak my language,
which is English,
and hold a conversation,
but knows when to stop
talking about
her mother
or her cat, or what
her gynecologist said.
she'll ask me how my day
was once in a while
and not say maybe you
should just quit
that stupid job when
you complain.
she stays in relatively
good shape and is smart,
not Einstein smart,
but smart enough
to turn on your t.v.
or read a book.
she must be fun
too, but doesn't
like to go up in
hot air balloons,
do renaissance
festivals, or
karaoke.
oh, and silly. she
can laugh at herself,
or at me, but not too
much at me. that's
about it.