new strategy

you have a new strategy
when it comes to age.

you begin to tell everyone
that you are 70 years old.

this makes them go no way.
dude, you don't look it.

it's freaking amazing
the shape you are in.

how do you do it? you should
write a book, or be on

t.v. 70, they say, standing
back with their hands on

their hips, eyes bugging
out. yup, you say. 70,

but gotta go now, I'm
doing a 5k next weekend,

have to get my miles in.