yo, what's up?

your friend
who is as white
as wonder bread,
turned sixty
the other day.
he says things like
yo, I'm chillaxing
on the couch.
sipping on a cold
brew.
I got my new lime
green track
shoes on, and my
cap on sideways,
what's up my
brother?
nothing you say,
just checking
to see if you
wanted to go
see that new
woody allen movie,
there's a senior
discount
at the afternoon
matinee, and
a sunset special
on Salisbury steak
and mashed potatoes
around the corner
afterwards.
I'm all in homes.
gots to go pee
first, i'll stop
and pick up some
junior mints on
the way, do they
validate parking?
don't be late, yo.