a mind of it's own

why does my phone
keep doing
things that I don't
want it to do.
on it's own
it changes my settings,
rearranges my
icons,
deletes things.
where are my contacts?
it makes my ex
wife look like a
princess. a princess
phone.
I hate my phone.
it's in my
pocket calling
someone right this
second. it tells
me in a human
sort of voice
when someone texts,
me, when I get
an e mail. it
won't leave
me alone, all day
long. it's controlling
my life. I want
to throw it
into the river,
but I'm going to
fast, and the window
is up.