whoops, tweets the pope

you get a tweet
from the pope
altering
your life
long views
on how to get to
heaven.
seems you only
need to be a
good person
and the gate
swings wide open
to all comers.
later he tweets
whoops, my
bad, I forgot
about the other
thousand year
set of rules
and regulations
for which one
must pass
in order to get
into the pearly
gates.
it's hard, the first
few weeks
on the job
to get used to
all that good
wine.