toaster ovens

you are
not good with
gifts.
either giving
or receiving.
you always choose
the wrong size,
or color,
or something that
they already have.
you'd rather give,
than get,
but someone always
wants
to wrap and tie
a bow around a pair
of socks
for you come
father's day.
you have socks.
lots of socks.
what you need can't
be boxed
or wrapped, and
the same goes for
them.
who doesn't yet
have a toaster
oven.