no matter

no matter
how suave
and sophisticated
you think you
are, or how many
degrees you've
accumulated, no
matter how
hard you've
worked to stay
fit and young,
no matter the clothes
you wear,
how expensive they
are or what kind
of car
you drive, no
matter how many
books you've
read, or places
you've traveled
to, there
will always be
a moment in your
life when
a piece of toilet
paper will be
stuck to your shoe
and dragged about
for half a day
without a clue.