waiting for my presidential pardon

i'm waiting patiently

for my

presidential pardon.

i know old Joe

is busy

and probably has carpel

tunnel syndrome

from signing a few thousand

pardons

of his nearest and dearest

friends, but i'd like

the years between 1970

and 2023 to be

covered,

ala Hunter.

i can't remember half

of the things

i did,

or may have done,

or have been

accused of doing

by disgruntled siblings

and girlfriends,

but a full pardon

and clemency

would be a nice Christmas

gift this year.

thanks, Joe.

i didn't vote for you, but

i think you're

a swell guy.