my new home in the city

i always

tell

the telemarketers that my

name

is Emily Wilson.

and that i live

at 1600 Pennsylvania

Avenue.

and yes,

i do need new windows

and 

solar panels.

sometimes when they hear

my voice,

they automatically hang up

after cursing me.

i must be on a list

of some sort,

but if it's a rookie telemarketer

i can

drag it out to close to half

an hour

or more.