kissing Donna Reed

there's a new

tv

up at the big store, on sale

for the holidays.

it's one hundred and three inches

wide,

the side of a wall,

with surround

sound

and the clarity

of the Hubble telescope

after they

fixed it.

it's hyper interactive.

you can actually put your

hand into it

and slap

someone on the Morning Joe

in the morning

when they say something

stupid.

you can feel and smell,

and taste

whatever

it is going on on the screen.

you can take

a bite of a waffle,

or have a sip of the drink

at someone's table.

you can actually

kiss Donna Reed on the lips

as you watch

It's a Wonderful Life

for the fiftieth time.