there's one born every minute

before we were

married

she studied my tax statements

and 401 k

and

my blue chip

stock investments,

she took note of

my real estate possessions,

cars, etc.

she couldn't

keep her

hands off of me

while she strode around

in her sheer

negligee.

she wore me out.

but the day

after the wedding,

with the ink

barely dry on the decree,

i tried to hold

her close

and nibble at her neck,

to which she said,

we just did it yesterday,

we're kind of clingy

now,

aren't we?