I"m Eleanor Roosevelt, How can i Help You?

it was a slow day,

yesterday there was

only

twelve Indian scammer

calls.

it's slowing down

at last.

i think they're catching

on to my

impersonation of 
Eleanor Roosevelt's

high pitched voice.

no more agents

from the social security,

or the IRS,

or car warranty service,

or life after death

insurance benefits.

the publisher clearing

house prize

patrol car is no longer on

their way with a check.

it's a sad time.

a sad sad time.

maybe i should call them.