i'm too selfish for missionary work.
i need plumbing.
i need coffee.
i need a bar that makes a good martini.
i want to help,
that's not it, but at this point
in my life.
i need my bed and my pillow.
peace and quiet.
i don't want to dig a trench
or help plow a field.
milk a cow.
not to mention my biblical
knowledge is sketchy at best.
if that makes me a bad person
i'm sorry about that.
how about a check?
tell me how much and where
to send it to.
help me assuage my guilt.
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