the new hazmat daywear

it takes a while
to get used
to your new hazmat
suit. but you like
it. it's a good fit.
snug but not too
tight. the oxygen
tank is fairly
light and the green
visor is a nice
touch to go along
with the germ
proof white polyester
fabric.
the matching
boots remind you
of men landing on
the moon, so when
you walk around you
say things like,
one small step
for man, one giant
leap, etc.. or
does this suit make
me look fat?
the speaker phone
on the collar
lets your voice
have some crackle
to it. which is fun.
sometimes you'll
put your arms out
and move in slow
motion as if you
are underwater, or
in outer space.
you love your new
hazmat day wear,
and are hoping that
the new spring collection
will offer a wide
variety of fresh
colors.