blowing bubbles

you are incapable
of blowing
a bubble
with a stick of gum
in your mouth. no matter
how many pieces
you chew
the daylights out
of. you got nothing.
no bubble. sure you can
snap, and stretch it out
all over the place
but you can't for the life
of you blow a bubble.
it was very embarassing
as a child. but you've
gotten over it
without therapy,
and according to betty
there are other things
that you can do
that are a lot more fun.