bon appetit

there is no use
in pretending your love
for her cooking.
she can't cook.
it's that simple.
she burns eggs.
she spills milk,
the fish are still
alive on the plate.
but how do you tell
her. and what will
this do to your sex life
which causes you
to have a religious
out of body experience
with her. perhaps,
you should say
nothing. yes. silence
is the best course of
action in this matter.
bon appetit.