pull over

your creative license
has been revoked.
you've been pulled
over one too many
times under the influence
of women with bad
intentions. you've
been speeding,
gone off the road,
there is lipstick
on your breath, perfume
on your shirt. you're
being sent back
to relationship school,
with no contact
with the outside world
or pen to write with.
women are off limits
for thirty days. you
stand up and state
your name, step one,
you are no longer
in the game.