appointment south of the border

i'm going to
the doctor, she says,
the you know what
doctor, in the morning.
i have an appointment,
it's about, but you
stop her right there
and raise
your hand and say
loudly, la la la, la.
i don't want to know,
but it concerns you
too, she says,
and you say, i don't
really want to know,
and she says, but
it's about the problem
i was having with...
and once again you say,
no, please, stop,
and begin to whistle
loudly, watering
the plants about
the house.