one last chip

i'm scheduled for
surgery in the morning,
some minor cosmetic
adjustments to make
me more beautiful,
as if that would be
possible, by dr. jane,
who is going to give it
a shot for a mere
few thousand dollars.
she's very optimistic
about the bags under
my eyes, the hair weave,
and the lipo that will
suck the fat out of
my waist and thighs
and big butt.
i'm eating my last donut
right now and a bag
of chips, before i have
to fast before the
operation. i told
her that i didn't want
that rhesus monkey
look with the skin
pulled back too tight.
i wanted to look relaxed
and young, vibrant
and sexy. she says,
no problem. you'll
be back in the game
in no time.