hell in a handbasket?

it's how you spin

it,

the stock market is good,

but a thin

piece of meat

is 25 dollars.

gas is up,

but the i'm making money

on my 

5 percent

CDs.

violent crime

is down,

but robberies and carjackings

are up

a hundred percent.

the border

is wide

open letting in the worlds

migrants,

but there's a lot

of minimum wage

jobs to be filled.

all is well,

or all is going to hell,

it's hard to

choose.